THE END???
I know, I know. "Why dont you post up more blogs about your new house?" Umm... well, to be quite honest, nobody really has the time at work anymore to write anything. All three of us at one point, had jobs where we could sit online posting various stupid things from our day or weekend but all that fun is over. Jen and I actually have jobs that now require us to get work done during the day. It's weird. Nicky is back in school so she doesn't really have much free time either. However, there is a plus side to all of this. Now that I dont sit at work surfing the internet as much, I get the urge to be on the computer more at home. SO, there may be a chance that a new blog may start up again. I'm not positive yet, but I will keep you posted.
Isn't the internet world amazing!?! Just today when I was doing a search for the oldest trees in the world (the Bistlecone pine trees located northwest of Las Vegas, btw) I came across this website. It's just one page, but it goes on FOREVER, and it has no title or anything. I don't know, I guess it just got me thinking that the internet is a crazy place...... I hope it's not some dictionary list of prefixes or some college paper or something like that. Cause if it is, it's very lengthy and I don't get it.
Nicky
MORE COMPLAINING ABOUT MOVING
Moving is a pain in the ass. I'm looking forward to being at the new place but the actual "moving" sucks. It's a wonder why Nicky and I currently work for a moving company.
We started thinking, how the hell we are going to move all the shit in our house without having to rent some kind of 53 foot semi truck. So we decided to clean and get rid of some stuff. Once you live in the place for a few years, it's amazing the kind of crap you round up. You know the stuff I'm talking about, things like, never-opened yoga videos, bread makers, musical picture frames, or a box full of neon colored can coolers. This is the kind of crap I REALLY want to get rid of before the move. The big question is... Can Nicky handle parting with all of these wonderful things? I'm thinking not. She's going to say something like, "Don't worry, of course we'll have room for this wonderful double matted art print of a cheetah" Or something like, "Beth, I cant get rid of this No Farting poster because my Grandma gave it to me 7 years ago."
I know it's still kind of early to worry about all of this because we dont move for awhile. Hell, we dont even know where we are moving to yet! But for those of you who know the three of us, it's going to take a hell of a long time to get rid of crap. Wish us luck.
DEAD BUGS
When you get a small piece of food stuck in your mouth/teeth, you can go for a long time without noticing that it's even there, maybe even until you brush your teeth next.
So, why is it that when a little bug flies into your mouth (like when riding your bike) you feel like you have little dead bug legs stuck in your mouth for like a week?
Sick.
WHITNEY HOUSTON
Last night our shitty upstairs roommates decided to play loud music while Jen and myself were trying to sleep. Most of the time... I dont care if they're loud. Hell, we're loud sometimes!
BUT these bitches were BLASTING Whitney Houston's "I will always love you". I was so close to going upstairs and telling them to turn it off. I was also concerned about Jenny because she was trying to sleep and she was still hung over from the night before. Just then, Jen text messaged me from her bed stating, "I hate the girls upstairs."
Eventually the music turned off which was followed by the sound of, what sounded like, 20 chicks in high heel shoes learning how to Irish clog dance. They ended up leaving to go to some party or somewhere so it all worked out. Of course I noticed that the chicks have been loud on most Thursdays, I just wasn't expecting Whitney Houston.
**On the bright side of things... at first I thought it was Nicky who was blasting the music. I'm glad it wasn't, because the only time she blasts her music is when she "has Ryan in her room" and tries to cover up.... "sounds." That just grosses me out so I'm kind of glad it was the girls upstairs.
"PUT THE PIZZAS IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS HURT"
Saturday night the Domino's next door was robbed once again.
I find this a little... strange. Why would anyone hold up Domino's? Now, i'm not an expert at armed robbery or anything but there cant be
that much money in the store at one time. Most people pay on credit card anyway. If I were a robber I think I would rob something a little more worth while... something cooler.
The last time it was robbed (a little less than a year ago) Domino's hired a "rent-a-security guard" to stand on the corner for about a month. This "security guard" just stood there wearing a bright yellow vest (which looks like an art smock) and a flashlight. Plus he really liked to hit on all the college chicks that walked in the store. The thought of a pervert "security guard" looking at our house all day for a month is creepier than the thought of an armed man walking around. I'm putting a comment in the Domino's suggestion box to maybe use the bulletproof glass window they installed
last time it was robbed. And to maybe lock the door that leads to behind the counter.
I cant wait to move!
BORED..SO POSTING THIS LITTLE JOKE.. THATS NOT THAT FUNNY I GUESS.. BUT WAS AMUSSING TO ME :)
This man at work sent me this joke. Since I dont want to work at the moment, I will put it on here instead!!
Once a blond applied to medical, needless to say she didnt get in. Here are her answers:
ANTIBODY - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA - back part of a cafeteria
CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of playing cards
CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
CHRONIC - neck of a crow
COMA - punctuation mark
DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
DILATE - the late Welsh princess
GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl
GENES - blue denim
HERNIA - she is close by
HYMEN - greeting to several males
IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot
LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss
LYMPH - walk unsteadily
MICROBES - small dressing gowns
OBESITY - city of Obe
SECRETION - hiding anything
TABLET - small table
ULTRASOUND - radical noise
Personally I think blond jokes are dumb.. so i dont know why i am posting this..wasted a few minutes for me though. And advanced sorry to Nicky .. youre not a true blond though...are you?
NEW ROOMATE!!
So.. In August we are finally moving out of our house.. where Nicky and Beth have lived for three years I think. Honestly i dont know how Beth will survive without her OP and Jimmy Johns though. Were definitely going to have to live near food or we will all probably go into shock. And... I was thinking that since we have always had 4 roomates.. and now we will only have us three.. we might need something to fill the space.. and i think a new kitten would be perfect! Nicky says she is allergic, but I dont really think she is.... plus when she sees him.. she will love him too much that the sneezing will be worth it! :) So then its set... we are getting a kitten in August!!!! :) Yay!
Oh and I added some messanger thing. I think it makes the page really slow.. so it might not stay up. Fun for now though.
BETH'S DREAM
Saw this picture and i thought of you beth.. and your foosball obsession you have. :)
Happy St. Patricks Day
I dont want to write a blog because that's Beth's job. But thought we should have a St. Patricks day thingy.. and I liked the picture of the little leprechaun. Im not Irish, and not that into St. Patrick's Day. I dont know what it even celebrates really except getting extremely drunk by noon!! This cafeteria lady was trying to explain what it was about to an Indian worker, but all she could come up with was.. maybe something about potatoes and an excuse to get really drunk. Sounds good to me. But tonight should be fun, especially with the NCAA games to watch as well. Beth, Nicky and I have our teams picked and havent done that awful so far, besides screaming and cheering for a team who was going to win.. only to realize with 9 seconds to go.... that our pick was for the other team. Awesome! Anyways... hope everyone has a fun St. Patrick's day today!! xoxox
